Generic Humanoid Physics Undergrad

edwardspoonhands:

Happy Birthday to My Favorite Person.

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thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

bananaviking:

myescapeintobooks:

how doES HE DO THAT

Forever reblog

And people think I’m crazy for watching this scene and attempting to copy it.

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child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

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slightlyridiculous:

McDonald’s knows what the people want.

aishaneko:

tiny-twists:

take-a-better-look:

anomalousdata:

zetarays:

pedantic-pontificating-bastards:

red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom

Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild

I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something

how do they survive

They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”

I. Want. One.

I NEED ONE

Godammit. This is just so precious. I wanna BE one.

If anyone wonders why red pandas are my favorite animals here you go

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nospockdasgay:

thoughtsicantfathom:

this exists here.

~~shameless self promotion because i’m saving up because my ipod got stolen~~

Welp I know what I’m putting on my iPhone when I get one.

Is this currently a contestant on Make John Green Find The Thing?

These are actually really good...fuck, someone get curious 

                      1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?

                      2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.

                      3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?

                      4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.

                      5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?

                      6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.

                      7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?

                      8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?

                      9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.

                      10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?

                      11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)

                      12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)

                      13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?

                      14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?

                      15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?

                      16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)

                      17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.

                      18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?

                      19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?

                      20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)

                      21: Who do you ship?

                      22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?

                      23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?

                      24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?

                      25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

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oooeygooeygoodness:

Red Velvet Brownies

Ingredients:
1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups brown sugar
4 large eggs, at room temperature
2 oz red food coloring
4 tsp pure vanilla extract
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
6 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 tsp salt

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter and flour an 9 X 13 clear glass baking pan.

In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat together the butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition, then stir in food coloring (if not using food coloring add 4 T of water or milk) and vanilla, mix until the color is fully incorporated. Mix flour, cocoa and salt in a separate bowl. Slowly add in the flour mixture being very careful not to over mix.. Do not over mix. The batter will be very thick.

Remove the bowl from the mixer and stir up the batter with a rubber spatula once or twice just to ensure all of the flour has incorporated from the sides of the bowl and there isn’t anything stuck on the bottom of the bowl.

Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake for 30-40 minutes. 35 minutes for a thin crust on top and gooey underneath. Set aside to cool, cut into bars and serve.

WHAT

O.my.gawd

babe

make me these

They are blood brownies and I want them

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thehystericalsociety:

Boogeymen - part of a series of eerie stereoviews - dated 1923 (Via)

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chezzleh:

Same with people ringing the house phone

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heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

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jetrocketskates:

someone explain to me what is even going on

two gameboys trading pokemons over linkcable.

Is there an award for best gif because I’d like to nominate this one.

Why is Zelda there?

::ADADSDADADDDADDADAS

:DDD

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tiberius457:

I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.

I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.

Whovians are a mess.

I almost started laughing obnoxiously in class. That would have been bad…..

I guess it’s a given that I thought about Doctor Who since I’ve never finished Titanic. I was really confused as to how Rose moving in any direction would’ve saved Jack.